What is cool? Cool changes with age, maturity, physical surroundings, social status, resources, etc. Fundamentally subcultures are about shared activities and experiences. An easy route to popularity is by excelling at a respected activity within your subculture of choice. Similiarly, subcultures often form around the perfection of a particular skill, and people regularly define themselves in terms of their acquired proficiencies. So a "cool" surfer is likely to be a rather talented one, while a well-connected stock broker is likely to be a good trader on wall street, and so forth. From Linux hackers to people who quote the Simpsons to Varsity sports, one good measure of popularity is ability at shared activities. But outside of the particular social group who share your love of a past-time, it can be difficult to bond with and impress people with your ability. That is why my project attempts to enable communication between two "cool" objects. The goal is to permit one subculture to understand the other by seeing their activity re-cast as one they are more familiar with. In picking two subcultures for the initial tests, I chose two that I would like to exhibit skill at. First, I recently purchased a gorgeous electric bass guitar and have been picking at it like a crusty scab. The appeal of being a rock star stems from deep in our pop-culture upbringing. The bass in particular is somewhat hard to appreciate because you only really notice it if the player is particularly good or bad, otherwise it hopeflly blends well with the song and helps the mood without drawing attention to itself. Second, when I was younger I had a skateboard, but I lived in a very hilly neighborhood, and it was stolen before I could really learn it anyway. However, this summer I received a brand new one as a birthday present, and I've been learning why it's best to start while your ankles still heal quickly. So the next time I'm trying to get free instruction out of bass and skateboard gurus, they will be able to cooperate and compete with each other across the barrier of separate subcultures. As each demonstrates proficiency with one skill, the system expresses it as the mirroring one. I invite you to experiment with it as it stands, and consider how excellence effects your social interactions. (deep voice) Warning, actual implementation may be a mechanically simplified proof of concept. Void where prohibited by law.